CORN

I like cornflakes for my breakfast
popcorn for a snack.
I like corn on the cob and cornbread too
they make my lips go smack!

I like corn that tastes like candy
those old corn doggies too
but the corn I like the best of all
is the corn that makes you boo.

I like corn, corn, corn, corn,
I like corn, corn, corn, corn.

The preacher asked me, “Have pity on us.”
“Stop telling those corny jokes!”
He called one night, to say the church burnt down,
and I said, “Holy smokes!”

I can pick my teeth and pick my friends
I can pick my seat and nose.
If you saw how I dressed at twenty-one
someone else should’ve picked my clothes.

There are jokes that make you giggle
and laugh, which is lots of fun
but I like it best when you start moanin’
‘cause I live write on the pun.

Ear we grow again.
I like corn, corn, corn, corn,
I like corn, corn, corn, corn

My family got me back one Christmas day
since my jokes they’d grown quite worn.
The mound of gifts I opened that day
were varieties of a plant called CORN!

Shucks!